SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT
THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUTI HAVE QUESTIONS.
#HOW DOES THAT LADY NOT SUSPECT A THING THOUGH #octodad sure is doing his thing right js
Them tentacles…
are you fucking kidding me
THE FIRST ONE IS FREE GO PLAY IT
yeah
Are you fucking kidding me
do you ever just want to grab someone in one of your classes
and pull their face close and whisper
“I am ten times smarter than you will ever be, your opinions are both ill-informed and unoriginal, the career path you are headed on is so overdosed with barely competent imbeciles like you that you will be incapable of finding a job, and incidentally your shoes are clashing with your outfit in a way that cannot even be called deliberately bad. so shut. the. fuck. up.”
WHEN YOUR CRUSH TEXTS YOU FIRST
Can we talk about how amazing Staryu’s cry is??
